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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-24 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-24 Pub. Date: 2012-01-24
Image Number: 89013
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope presents: Consumer Nudism. "naked" branding is all the rage these days, with lots of products celebrating back-to-nature minimalism. "Barefoot" running shoes. Naked fruit juice. North Face "better than naked" jacket. Soon naked pets become fashionable. The music industry jumps on board ... Beethoven's 5th naked Performed as God intended by the London Philharmonic. And everyone wants a car from Flintstone Motorworks ... "Feel the road." Yabba dabba neo-primitivism! There's all-nude birthing, for a truly natural experience. Less-is-more menus: Urban Lunchster Cafe. Regular grilled cheese ... $6. Naked grilled cheese ... $10. Just the Velveeta!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-11 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 90127
Caption: Slowpoke. Unemployment Solved! Senate Candidate Sharron Angle (R-NV) says unemployment benefits are spoiling workers. Economic Advice. 5 cents. They should just go out and get entry-level jobs! DUH! The Fruit Loop is in. Never mind that there are currently five job seekers for every opening. The obvious solution? Hire five workers for each position. May we take your order? $1.45/hr each. Of course, they'll only have 1/5 the purchasing power of a whole employee ... But they'll get by! Fractional TV Sale! SO-SO BUY. Your affordable partial-product superstore. Free 1/5 remote with purchase. And the idea will spread ... Here in Greece, we have ZERO unemployment! Welcome to the Acropolis! I'm Demetri, your tour guide!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86608
Caption: Slowpoke. True: The Doomsday Seed Vault - A fallout shelter for the world's crop varieties - Officially opens this week on the Norwegian outpost of Svalbard. You have to admit, it's not a bad idea the way things are going. Also in the works The fake fruit vault - for decorating dining room tables as the human race re-establishes suburbs. We have over 1200 varieties of wooden pairs! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, ALL CIVILIZATION HAD ENDED. Here are instructions on how to use the fruit: 1. 2. The Doomsday Movie Vault. Beneath The Planet of the Apes. Charlton Heston The Omega Man. On the Beach. They'll need some entertainment they can relate to. Film nerd. The Right-Wing Meme Vault - To protect talking points in case all recorded media is destroyed by the nuclear war that they start. We also have Reagan's DNA in a lead closet! Islamo-fascists. Cadillac-driving welfare queen. Ticking time bomb + torture. Frivolous lawsuits. Persecuted white males. Activist judges. Magic of the market. Ted Kennedy drunk jokes. Nanny state. America hater. Liberal media. War on Xmas.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92338
Caption: Slowpoke. America: Back Office To The World! The dollar continues to plunge in value. Biggiebank. Goodbye, cruel world! We at Slowpoke peer into our crystal ball to see what's next for the U.S. economy! O magic ball Speak to Swami Perkins! Soon, Americans will be providing tech support to Bangalore. Hello, this is, uh, Rajiv Chandrashekar. Can I have the product's serial number? In broken, Midwestern accented Hindi. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU DOTLESS-HEAD! As the dollar sinks further, factories to make foreign goods sprout up in the rust belt. I can barely afford to feed my kids, and these Brazilians are buying @#! DANCING FRUIT HATS?! Dancing Headwear Inspector No. 12. Tourism surges, as people from all over the world can finally afford to visit. I used to drink cocktails all day at five-star hotels in your country! Please take us to Fifth Avenue so we can purchase some of your quaint native costumes!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86613
Caption: Slowpoke. Spreadin' the Manure. True: The White House has instructed the Dept. of Agriculture to work praise of Bush's foreign policy into speeches. Actual talking point. Agriculture is the heart and soul of a nation, and its importance should not be underestimated in the Iraqi's efforts to build a strong, self-sustaining democracy. Here are some other possible segueways ... When addressing sheep farmers: We all know there's nothing tastier than a rack of lamb. ... And speaking of Iraq, the President has a clear strategy for victory! Sheep produces of Okiedokie County. When addressing cattle ranchers: The fat veins in a well-marbled slice of beef remind me of rivers ... like the Euphrates and Tigris in Iraq - where, incidentally, the President has a clear strategy for victory! Caution: Try not to get too carried away. When I think of fruits and vegetables, I think of sprouting freedom in the Middle East ... Of land where spuds have replaced scuds ... Of dangling carrots of democracy ... Of the strong moral fiber of our President, who has a clear strategy for victory! Now, back to avocado prices ... Produce growers of Wahoochie County.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86615
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of lobbying by the food industry, the House recently passed the National Uniformity For Food Act which negates states' food safety laws in favor of weaker federal regulation. (Crossed out) WARNINGL This food contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer. What other new food safety laws lie ahead? Nutrition Label Reform - relaxes burdensome accuracy requirements. I can't believe these only contain one gram of fat. Tallow Twists. Rockin' Jalapeno Flavor. Heart Healthy. The Pretty Produce Act - Airbrushed fruit legalized. In the age of Photoshop, people demand perfection! Why not give it to them? Nature's Bosom Bananas. PSSSHT! Eventually, labeling is no longer an issue, as the food industry convinces people toxins are good for them. New Merculoids! Mountains of Mmm - mmm - Methylmercury in every bite! Mommy! I want Merculoids! I want Merculoids! Yes, dear.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 fruit 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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